The Mustache Meddler/Transcript (2024)

Trollerz462·15/11/2018

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Never-Ending Story Chapter 3 Part 5: The Mustache Meddler

"The story is long, the story won’t stop, don't skip to the end because there will never be! Or will there be...?"

In this part, There is a guy giving everyone big hairy mustaches, to everyone's demise.

1. No swearing

2. No spamming

3. No talking about politics, Pingu, Pinga, I am Toaster's children, Minecraft YouTubers, Tecna, Cartoon Police Groups, twerking, Nutshack, zebras, events being dreams, being mean to SpongeBob, completely altering the main plot, premature starts, overly hurting characters, overusing Sagwa, overusing Ren and Stimpy, Universe Collapsings or endings, No time reversing!

4. You can only use the never ending line of freds 4 times, don't overuse it.

5: No overusing anchovy monsters.

6: No overusing tamagotchi

7: No overusing white dogs.

8: No overusing Rick and Morty

9: No overusing Bunny and Kitty

10: No arresting characters/users more than 4 times.

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(Out of story: You copied the description from part 4)

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SirBenelux wrote:

(Out of story: You copied the description from part 4)

fixed.

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We all start charging towards Richard.

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Richard builds a cage out of mustaches to drop on everyone.

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Spongebob runs away to avoid the cage of mustaches.

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But the cage falls apart because it's only made of hair.

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But Spongebob is still running and as he tries to stop a truck of marbles and a tanker full of olive oil crash into each other making the road really slippery.

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Richard pulls out his Refund-Gun! It makes whoever he shoots go back to the store where they got the item they're holding, and get a refund.

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However, a Bad Movie disk hits Richard in the head.

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Richard shoots the thrower of said disk. They go back to the movie rental place, & return The Emoji Movie, Shrek 3, and a number of others.

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The thread gets wiped out because I already did Chapter 3 Part5.

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Then someone throws a bottle of aftershave at him, which seems to obliterate some of the moustaches lying on the floor.

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Your progress has been vanished.

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However, as this is more popular, I decide to keep replying to this. I also suggest maybe repurposing that one as Chapter 2 Part 13.

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As it seems, aftershave seems to be able to remove moustaches just by coming into contact with them. And about a 15-second wait.

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You are banned from replying on this. also mine was first, so you have to reply on mine.

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However, I veto that motion.

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As does Richard, as he shoots moustaches everywhere.

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All the moustaches are shaped like triangles

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And I'm about to make an Illuminati joke, but then I smack into a glass pane once again.

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Chase McFly wrote:

However, I veto that motion.

MY MOTIONS CAN'T BE VETOED SO REPLY OR ELSE ALL THE RULES WILL BE BROKEN

And then ExplodingTNT blows up the entire thread, forcing everyone to reply on my thread.

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100.35.58.135B wrote:

Chase McFly wrote:

However, I veto that motion.

MY MOTIONS CAN'T BE VETOED SO REPLY OR ELSE ALL THE RULES WILL BE BROKEN

And then ExplodingTNT blows up the entire thread, forcing everyone to reply on my thread.

(Out of story: Stop.)

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However, I say that is banned.

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Suddenly, someone drops a lit splint on the floor which sets all the moustaches on fire.

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Spongebob is releived to land back into the Dunkin Donuts, but he is afraid of the Diva Taylor Swift statue that was created when Taylor Swift was frozen in marmalade. Too many people were flocking to the statue and paying homage to it.

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Then Richard puts a moustache on the Taylor Swift statue as well.

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SkyDidMinecraft sends everyone out of this thread and into my threa.

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However, as Minecraft YTers are banned, that has no effect. Everyone protests because the statue has been ruined.

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Mark Sabine looks at the statue disappointed.

"Now that the moustache is in the marmalade, it is now inedible. What a waste of marmalade."

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Spongebob tells IP Numbers guy that we can have both threads and gives him a hug because he seems stressed.

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Unless you delete this thread, more minecraft youtubers will come

Pink Sheep uses his mustache to send everyone to my version

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100.35.58.135B wrote:

Unless you delete this thread, more minecraft youtubers will come

Pink Sheep uses his mustache to send everyone to my version

I reported you.

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Richard has an evil plan:

He makes a group on WhatsApp that has everyone in town on it, and he keeps sending them messages. That way, everyone stops to check their phones, allowing him to shoot moustaches at them.

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Now Spongebob is afraid so he goes looking for Sandy. "Oh god Minecraft you have to be kidding me...Sandy!"

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Minecraft and ROBLOX have a diva-off 2.0 which is won by ROBLOX.

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We then see Sandy graphically stamping on some Endermites, muttering to herself "silly little critters."

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ROBLOX tells Minecraft that it should be banned overall.

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Then the ROBLOX Admins turn up and so Minecraft and ROBLOX have a BlockBlox Face-off.

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Minecraft YouTubers are coming, soon. Eventually

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Then Minecraft vanishes forever, and we are all saddened, but it's part of Richard's plan.

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Then he starts sending WhatsApp messages to everyone so they all stop to check their phones.

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100.35.58.135B wrote: Minecraft YouTubers are coming, soon. Eventually

But they aren't. The mustache meddler becomes an admin of ROBLOX

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"Sandy!" Spongebob runs over and hugs her. "It was terrible there was Minecraft and hair and ExplodingTNT!" But Sandy starts getting eaten by Endermites so Spongebob has to fight them off of Sandy with a light saber without hitting Sandy which of course he does easily.

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Then Dankfreehugs comes to give free hugs

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However, dreams aren't banned when it comes to madness, so SpongeBob's encounter turns out to be a dream, Sandy was simply taking a bath.

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SpongeBob looks up to see Rog standing over him, who starts talking about how his computer had a virus.

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Spongebob blames it on that numbers dude.

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Then Michael Rosen jumps in the window and yells at the two of them: "Quick, quick, get out of here! Richard is coming and he has moustaches!"

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But Michael Rosen turns out to be a pile of M&Ms angry for not having their own part yet.

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Then the real Michael Rosen jumps in and says: "Quick, quick, there's a pile of M&Ms trying to impersonate me!"

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But that Michael Rosen turns out to be a Tidal Zone illusion created by RockoRama, who then merges with both the Tidal Zone and the M&Ms.

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CheeseCrocker wrote:

100.35.58.135B wrote: Minecraft YouTubers are coming, soon. Eventually

But they aren't. The mustache meddler becomes an admin of ROBLOX

I just guessing, but I feel it. They will be coming

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Then I appear as an illusion myself and say "Quick, quick, Michael Rosen is missing!"

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100.35.58.135B wrote:

CheeseCrocker wrote:

100.35.58.135B wrote: Minecraft YouTubers are coming, soon. Eventually

But they aren't. The mustache meddler becomes an admin of ROBLOX

I just guessing, but I feel it. They will be coming

But it turns out that feeling was because the chicken's were discoing inside 100.35's stomach.

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Michael Stipe shows up and asks who Michael Rosen is.

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Michael Rosen jumps in the window and says "Quick, quick, this guy doesn't know who I am!"

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Yes, he's too lazy to google it, he wants to hear about the dude from someone he knows and trusts like an anonymous wikia user.

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Michael Rosen tells him that Michael Rosen is some guy in the world, not realizing he is Michael Rosen

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Then Michael Rosen jumps in the window and says "Quick, quick, you're Michael Rosen!" Michael Rosen disappears and Michael Stipe turns into Michael Rosen.

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However, Michael Rosen is possessed!

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Suddenly, everyone gets together and says "I'm Michael Rosen! I'm Michael Rosen! No, I'm MIchael Rosen!"

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Then a war happens.

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The War is to determine who the real Michael Rosen is (he's the one possessed by Spartacus) and it's commandeered by RockoM&M (The Tidal Zone.)

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The first batlle is Squidward versus Sinead O'Conner, who both think they are Michael Rosen. Since they are both bald they think it seems appropriate to spear their heads at each other.

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However, it causes them to swap brains and go all whirly. The next battle is...

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Sinead O'Conner wins (and eats Squidward) but is then eaten by Cher, until Squidward climbs out of both of their stomachs at once and smites them.

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However, he now has Sinead's body, his own is gone, and he has gone insane.

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The next battle is Plankton versus a tire fire, which is won by the tire fire.

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Plankton is killed, he will be replaced by his son Plankton VIII for the remainder of this part.

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I manage to shake off the M&Ms as they are being rather arrogant. Meanwhile, the Michael Rosens all start to spin around in circles to this music .

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Spongebob eats the M&M and absorbs all their brains.

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I try to thank SpongeBob but he too is spinning around to the music.

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SpongeBob then uses his resurrection stone to bring Rocko from Rocko's Modern Life back from the dead. "Here you are, O Godfather,"

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Then I say "But I thought I was Rocko! So... who am I...?!" and begin hyperventilating.

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Then Rocko makes me become small, after accidentally receiving a shrink ray and hitting it at me. He got it by..

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I ask which Rocko is which, but decide to merge them together, as The Tidal Zone loves getting merges.

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I pass out due to me hyperventilating and wallabies can only take so much stress at a time.

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Richard stole the shirnk ray from Nicole and she's like, "RICHARD!!!!"

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After realising that Nicole has turned up, potentially the most dangerous cartoon character ever (especially when she's angry) I realise what's going on so I make a run for it, and you guessed it, I smack into a glass door and fall into the floor.

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Nicole says, "that's right everyone watch out for me!" But then Richard plays classical gas on his guitar and she's like "oohhh yea I could use a hot bath" and everything is okay.

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But she takes the shrink ray anyways so Richard doesn't shrink himself.

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I ask who the real Rocko is.

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You turn into Michael Rosen and Rocko says, "um someone else I gtg please don't Michael Rosen me!" But another Michael Rosen turns him into Michael Rosen.

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I reply "I don't even know anymore."

Suddenly, hundreds and hundreds of clones of SpongeBob appear and begin to sing a song as if it were a musical.

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Nicole has to go to the therapist for killing too many Michael Rosens. "You know, I think I might have a short temper sometimes, but a lot of it's because I have so much on my plate..." The doctor says, "Yes indeed, that is very Michael Rosen, Michael Rosen..." Nicole switches back into battle mode and kills him with a blow torch.

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Richard shows up. "Hi I accidentally became Michael Rosen and also crapped my pants. Please forgive me Nicole."

Nicole says, "well I'm not happy about the pants, but I'll save my wrath for..." and machine guns more of the Michael Rosen's.

Richard says, "me too" and goes back to yelling at the TV.

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Then Rog states "Can the real Michael Rosen please stand up?"

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Richard boos him and gets really mad at the TV! But then he remembers he has a remote control. "Phew, that was intense..." he says to himself.

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But then Richard is shocked to see himself appear on TV!

He glances over and notices a guy with a camera looking through the window...

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Nicole is driving home and she starts driving really crazy.

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She hits the camera guy

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But then she watches the video and kinda likes it and tells him to get back to work, even though he's been hit with a car.

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Michael Stipe finally googles Michael Rosen and is pretty disappointed.

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Richard just sits there and flicks through channels.

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Michael Rosen is in the Watterson house for some reason and he starts to make a cup of tea when the kettle becomes sentient and tries to become a robot overlord.

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RockoRama wrote: Richard just sits there and flicks through channels.

Ed comes to Richard and tells him to stop and do something productive.

Ed Mad

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howtocool calls rocko to pick him up and for some help

cause right now howtocool is surrounded by dark shadows

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But a mysterious figure swoops in from the shadows and grabs Howtocool!

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All we hear over the phone is a loud scream before it cuts out.

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I discover that a movie rental store has opened in Bikini Bottom. The name of the store is "Krusty Movies." It has a collection of +100 movies, and they're being sold there; for a really big price. The store also sells vending machine food, like BSodas and Zesty Bars, as well as Krabby Patties. Krabby Patties are the same price here as the Krusty Krab.

I enter the store for research. I discover that the store also sells bad movies. I rush to my friends to warn them about the store. Upon arriving at my friends, I then say:

"Guys! Guys! There's a new movie rental store in Bikini Botom called Krusty Movies, and they're selling lots of movies for a big price. They even sell food. Upon entering the store, I found some bad movies. Why are they even selling them? Come check the store out!"

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The Mustache Meddler goes to the movies.

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I'm at the Krusty Movies and buy 'Harry Potter and the Secret Formula', 'Lord of the Patties' and 'Krabformers', wondering why all the movies are Krusty Krab-themed versions of famous movies.

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Spongebob picks up Howtocool from the babysitters, "and stop being shadowy and mysterious!" he tells the creepy shadowy babysitter, "no just kidding that's kinda cool."

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The Spongy SquarePotter series then returns.

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Everyone watches it, but when The Mustache Meddler watches it, he gives it a bad review.

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I ask Chase McFly if I should start reading the books or watching the movies, but a Krusty Movies employee interrupts me, saying I should buy the movies in their Extra Expensive Edition (EEE).

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But CaptainCape doesn't because he thinks it's a scam. It turns out to actually be a scam when AppleCrocker accepted the offer.

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I shout: 'This is just one big trick of Eugene to make more [mimic of Mr. Krabs' voice] MONEYMONEYMONEY! Look, these movies aren't even real!' and rip a 'Krabformers' disc in two.

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Suddenly, we all started slowly turning into apples.

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I say 'Oh my, it's already the second I'm transforming into something.' While my 'apple-isation' continues, I call the help of...

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Banana man and Pie man show up and say they can either turn everyone into bananas or bake everyone into a pie.

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Spongebob wants more choices than that so he summons Raven who can turn them into any other fruit or sentient being with magical powers.

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Then I call the help of Patrick Wilbert (born May 19, 1986; age 32), South Carolinian scientist and son of Frank and Joan Wilbert, who has just invented the cure for apple-isation.

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Raven turns him into an apple to make him prove himself...HE DOES

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Then Raven gets arrested for turning Wilbert into an apple. Then Wilbert drinks a drop of the apple-isation cure, then drops it on everyone.

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Raven sees Jinx in jail and decides to stay in jail.

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Then I start to wonder where that error message (from the last part) came from. That's right, it came from the error message dimension, which is located 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 hypermiles (hyperspace miles) away from Earth.

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SpongeBob tells 100.35.58.135B that implying swearing is not allowed, therefore, his thread is not eligible to be used.

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16/11/2018

I tell SirBenelux I have a spaceship in my backyard, but I forgot my spaceship keys.

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16/11/2018

So the two go look for them

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16/11/2018

I finally find out I left my keys in my spaceship, but I'm not strong enough to break the window so I ask for help to get in.

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16/11/2018

Sandy and SpongeBob try to help, but fail.

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16/11/2018

Until Plankton VII comes and obliterates the window with the Death Ray!

It only causes a small crack.

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16/11/2018

Then, a specific person (take a guess) smacks into the glass window and passes out. No, it still doesn't break.

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16/11/2018

Raven and Jinx break out of jail because they like swearing. "Your chains and shackles can't keep us down Warden Wilburt!" they say before continuing in a less appropriate manner.

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16/11/2018

They rescue Spongebob and Sandy from the error message dimension.

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16/11/2018

OR DO THEY...yes just before a giant error message box is about to get them

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16/11/2018

But then Rulesman shows up and has the power to make people follow any rule that has ever been written.

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16/11/2018

Luckily Rog is there and he uses 24/7 PC Guard to block the error message.

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16/11/2018

So Raven and Jinx go back to jail because everyone begins to do the electric slide. "This...stinks?" Raven says nervously, but "stinks" has been declared a swear by the smelly sock people.

"You're going to jail!" they tell her.

"Oh no jail please don't send us there." she responds sarcastically.

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16/11/2018

Suddenly, someone drops a lit splint on a puddle of petrol and so the prison sets on fire.

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16/11/2018

Jinx says, "quick turn us into Danerys from Game of Thornes so we survive!"

Raven says, "well we can't both be Danerys, but you can be Teflon Man..."

Jinx says, "no I want Danerys or nothing!"

Raven waits until they both almost burn to death and says, "okay FINE..."

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16/11/2018

Then she begins the spell incantation, which is saying "pig hunt" ten times really fast.

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16/11/2018

It works! Then Rocko is arrested for arson considering it was obviously him who did that.

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16/11/2018

But the jury confuses the crime of arson with former football manager Arsene Wenger and finds Rocko not guilty.

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16/11/2018

Then a The Thomas Show DVD gets released. It has all episodes from season 1, and it's titled "Up He Rises."

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16/11/2018

Spongebob does not purchase this item.

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16/11/2018

Then the floor at the shop falls and SpongeBob finds himself in a creepy basem*nt.

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16/11/2018

I buy the DVD, and it costed $9.99. I say:

"Gee, why does Mr. Krabs put big prices on these movies?"

I go home and watch the DVD.

The Pink Purloiner 016

I watched the DVD, and the episodes, uhhh... I didn't like them; the jokes were horrible, the voice acting reminded me of Tarabar, the character designs were too bland, and the animation quality, well, it burned my eyes.

I went back to Krusty Movies to return this terrible DVD.

Me: I would like to return this DVD. It stinks!

Gus: Sorry, no refunds.

Me: But I don't like this DVD.

Gus: I don't care, now move it along, I've got customers waiting!

Me: [laughs] That's absurd. Why would there be customers waitin-- [looks back] [screams] You we're right, Mr. Cashier! I should be going now.

Gus: Okay.

But before leaving the store, I go back to the cashier to get a Krabby Patty. But there was this huge line, so I had to go to the Krusty Krab.

Squidward: Welcome to the Krusty Krab, may I take your order?

Me: Yes, I would like a Krabby Patty with paneer cheese, sweet potatoes, ranch dressing and apple slices. Upupup! I also want kelp fries with dipping sauce and a drink.

Squidward: SpongeBob, one Krabby Patty with...a drink!

SpongeBob: [makes my order] Order up!

Me: I would also like my order to go.

Squidward: Fine. SpongeBob, order to go!

Me: [Gives money to Squidward] Thanks for the meal!

I exit the Krusty Krab.

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16/11/2018

But as you go out, the manhole on the floor goes flying off and out steps a terrifying creature with circular saws called The Razorfoogle.

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16/11/2018

But Plankton VII zaps it with his death ray, and I'm safe.

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16/11/2018

SpongeBob and Sandy get scared an cling on to each other and try to hold in their screams.

But Mr. Steelnerves appears to save the day!

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16/11/2018

Mr. Steelnerves grabs one of the circular saws and looks at them as if to say "Leave it to me!"

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16/11/2018

SpongeBob and Sandy, still clinging to each other, nod at Mr. Steelnerves. Mr. Steelnerves throws the circcular saw at the Razorfoogle, who trys to grab it, but misses by a meter

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16/11/2018

Raven remembers she can do cool teleportation stuff and tosses it back to Razorfoogle, who starts juggling it until Raven glues it to his hands.

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16/11/2018

Then I turn up holding a shovel, but after seeing the Razorfoogle I go to hide behind everyone.

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16/11/2018

It takes Razorfoogle a very long time to learn how to use the circular saw.

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16/11/2018

I try to whack it with a shovel, but it doesn't do anything.

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16/11/2018

He goes to google the instruction manuel, but it's in Dutch and the google translation is poor so he wears it on his head and riverdances instead of using it properly.

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16/11/2018

He finally gets it to work but by then Spongebob and Sandy are paralyzed with fright and Mr Steelnerves has developed a nervous twitch.

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16/11/2018

Despite about twenty of us attacking this thing, we're hardly doing any damage to it. When suddenly...

Michael Rosen turns up! He presses a goldfish onto the floor which makes it turn into a massive creature that can actually use a circular saw properly and fight for us all.

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16/11/2018

I ask what a Razorfoogle actually is and enter it in Google Translate, which responds 'Did you mean: razor google'. I click the suggestion and the monster changes into a Google logo.

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16/11/2018

It is significantly easier to attack now, so we all go ham on it.

Subsequently, I cannot use my shovel properly (it keeps clipping my tail when I swing it) so I just throw it at the Razorfoogle.

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16/11/2018

It's very effective against monsters and Google logos!

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16/11/2018

Rainbow Dash gets an idea! She flies to the cloud 7-11 to get twix bars. "Yum" she says.

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16/11/2018

Rocko joins her to get wallabe food.

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16/11/2018

I'm about to go and get something at a Target Café (throwback to Chapter 3 Part 3) when I remember the RazorGoogle is still alive and he has my shovel...!

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16/11/2018

Someone slips on a banana peel and kicks the razorgoogle in the face! Killing it.

Meanwhile, on a school day,

Some kid discovers that all boys clothes have been replaced with pink dresses.

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16/11/2018

We can infer that this is the work of...

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16/11/2018

Richard's neighbour!

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16/11/2018

Richard's neighbors starts to suspect we're following him.

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16/11/2018

Then we get news updates on our phones stating that Richard's neighbour has gotten hold of an experimental weapon that means anyone hit by it becomes their internet identity IRL. Which is a very bad sign as he's right around the corner.

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16/11/2018

We all take on the appearances of our avatars. I, however, can't stop crying because I'm now anime.

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16/11/2018

This is especially bad for me because people think I'm Richard and try to kill me.

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16/11/2018

We decide to use you as bait to lure Richard.

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16/11/2018

"Die Richard!" say the army of portuguese man o' wars.

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16/11/2018

The real Richard shows up, but Thomervourbalird comes back and ambushes him. "Take Richard's place and save the world!" we tell Trollerz.

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16/11/2018

The Mustache Meddler than farts on Richard, super loudly.

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16/11/2018

On the other hand, it is now very difficult to type.

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16/11/2018

Everyone questions why a wallaby is in the room as Trollerz escapes to replace Richard.

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16/11/2018

I try to come up with a reply and say: "Fair enough, and I'll tell you: it's because... er... would you like a cup of tea?"

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16/11/2018

Rainbow Dash says, "no thanks I'm good, the wallaby got here the same way as everyone else" but then she smells the Mustache Meddler and leaves to go to the Target Cafe.

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16/11/2018

CheeseCrocker wrote:

The Mustache Meddler than farts on Richard, super loudly.

The mustache meddler is Richard. Unless you're talking about the fake one(me.)

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16/11/2018

As a wallaby myself, I am left slightly offended so I sit down at the piano and start playing this piece for no apparent reason.

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16/11/2018

Rocko joins Rocko in his music playing.

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16/11/2018

As it turns out, playing the piano is significantly more difficult with only four fingers on each hand.

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16/11/2018

Professor Frink shows up and says, "Flaven, wallabies have no emotions! Hahaha look at the dumb wallaby!" but the Mustache Meddler farts him into a large vortex.

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16/11/2018

I get quite frustrated at yell "WHAT'S IT TO YOU?!" at Frink.

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16/11/2018

Then cat spongebob shows up and everyone wants to pet him

Catsponge

meow...

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16/11/2018

But then he gets hit by the Internet Identity Ray that Richard's neighbour had, causing him to become Cat SpongeBob for real (I guess that was his profile picture online or something).

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16/11/2018

Cat Spongebob says "aw thanks guys, now I must return to the cat dimension..."

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16/11/2018

Everyone is left silent for a good few seconds as it slowly dawns on us how serious the (probably) permenant effects of the raygun are. I say aloud "Why did I have to pick an anthropomorphic cartoon character for a profile picture? No-one's ever going to take me seriously now!"

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16/11/2018

i realized you could just change your profile picture to something else.

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16/11/2018

"Yeah, well people are gonna think I'm a Wimpy Weeb!" I say.

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16/11/2018

"So what are we going to do?" I say.

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16/11/2018

"idk" I say.

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16/11/2018

At this point, everyone on the thread with a character as their icon has been affected. (I guess you could say SpongeBob NES just got real.)

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16/11/2018

SpongeBob says “If there’s a cat spongebob, is there a cat sandy?”

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16/11/2018

Sandy is standing behind us and remembers that she uses multiple different profile pictures on different websites, and quickly gets out her phone so she can change them before Richard's neighbour comes back.

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16/11/2018

Boy, she succeeded

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16/11/2018

After remembering she's a scientist one of us asks if she knows anything about this raygun Richard's neighbour has. She replies "No, I'm afraid, but I have to say I've never seen anything quite like it. If only I had built it in the first place, that'd win me a nobel in science for sure!"

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16/11/2018

The Mustache Meddler forgets his mustaches the next day, so he's depressed.

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16/11/2018

Now that Richard's neighbour has the Internet Identity Raygun, the two are even when it comes to gadgets. So Richard stays indoors that day, designing something he was sure would beat his neighbour by a mile...

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17/11/2018

howtocool who fine picks up his phone that broke now and says

dang it

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17/11/2018

Whoa! Nicole Watterson shows up in a monster truck and runs people over. "I finally found a productive way to CHANNEL MY RAGE!" she warns the town as they run away arms flalling.

Meanwhile, Richard is at home and hurts himself opening a pack of moth balls, so he calls Nicole. "Ouchie I made a boo boo" he tells her. "NOT NOW RICHARD I'M DRIVING! ROAR!" she responds, taking the advise of her Michael Rosen therapist. "Well that was uncalled for," Richard thinks, assuming the m&m administration has hacked her brain.

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17/11/2018

So Richard has a bunch of newspaper clippings and grainey mugshots of the m&m on a corkboard and uses pieces of string to connect them hoping to uncover the plot. He does this for about 10 minutes and falls asleep drooling.

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17/11/2018

Nelson steals his raygun because it's cool and gives Richard a wedgie and says, "HAH HAH!" (even though he's still asleep and drooling) and goes to shoot Milhouse in the butt with it.

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17/11/2018

And then Nicole is challenged by Blind Crazy Bob, the craziest driver of all time, to a crazy driving competition.

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17/11/2018

Error Message 1

Meanwhile, in a district of Bikini Bottom, an Error Meteor (or an "Erreor" if you will) is heading this way. Everyone panicked, and when it crashed in the middle of the road, there was this error message; and it was the dumbest of dumb; the stupidest of the stupid; dummyish, dweebish and doo-doo-dunderheadish. That's right, that's the stupidest error message of them all. And it also came from the error message dimension.

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17/11/2018

Except for Blind Crazy Bob because he's blind, so he wins and hits Nicole with his car. Richard drives her to the hospital, "Ahh my head is on fire!" she protests. "I know how you feel, Nicole. I've had a wedgie this whole time and I'm too lazy to unwedge it. Besides there's no time. Your head is on fire!" But they get to the hospital and douse Nicole's head and unwedge Richard's underwear.

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17/11/2018

SirBenelux gets arrested for calling the error message stupid too much and having nothing else to say.

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17/11/2018

"You'd think a smarter person would know more words," the judge says. "Guilty!"

Sir Benelux is forced to pay a fine of 8 cents.

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17/11/2018

Nicole recovers perfectly but Richard is diagnosed with Chronic Wedgie Syndrome and the doctors aren't sure he'll make it.

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17/11/2018

"That's stupid!" says Nicole.

"Nicole just like chill out okay thanks" he responds.

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17/11/2018

Then, as if he suddenly went into a fit of rage, Richard pulls out the raygun he was working on and fires it at Nicole.

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17/11/2018

Suddenly, I got rescued by Plankton VII, who forces the judge to make me innocent.

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17/11/2018

At first the judge luaghs in response, but then Plankton VII holds out his death ray and says "You'd better let him off, else I'll have to shoot!" The judge says "Ah, on second thought, SirBenelux is completely innocent." He is then let off.

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17/11/2018

Meanwhile, at Botswana...

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17/11/2018

...the Express Target Cafe that was opened by Ugandan Knuckles there is becoming popular and then the cafes start to grow everywhere in Botswana. Also they start growing in Namibia.

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17/11/2018

But then, another Razorfoogle emerges from the manhole, and he knows how to use a circular saw properly!

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17/11/2018

He used it to destroy the target cafes!

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17/11/2018

Then it turns around and looks at us menacingly, even though we were in Bikini Bottom a few minutes ago.

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17/11/2018

The doctors tell the Wattersons, "were afraid his condition is grave. He will die unless Nicole kisses the booboo."

"That's ridiculous, he's a grown man," Nicole protests.

"AHHHHH THE AGONY!" RIchard shouts.

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17/11/2018

SpongeBob and Sandy decide to go on a vacation to Paris

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17/11/2018

So Nicole is like -_- and does it, then her monster truck comes back and crushes the doctors. "Michael Rosen will get you all Michael Rosen..." they groan before turning lifeless.

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17/11/2018

The Ugandan Knuckles turn into Norweigen Tails which is more fun because it's not a meme.

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17/11/2018

Sandy and Spongebob have fun in Paris and say French stuff to each other.

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17/11/2018

Then Richard's neighbour shoots his raygun at the Razorfoogle, causing him to disappear as his profile picture is blank.

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17/11/2018

Then Plankton VII reveals he is actually Plankton XVII, he just forgot the X.

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17/11/2018

Then a fish steps forward and says "This whole profile picture scandal is a load of barnacles! I never set profile pictures on any site, so nothing can happen to me!" He is then hit by the ray, and because he doesn't set profile pictures he literally disappears.

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17/11/2018

We call spongebob and Sandy for help, but Paris sure changed them

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17/11/2018

Everyone gets out their phones, frantically changing their profile pictures to themselves so they don't get affected.

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17/11/2018

But RockoRama doesn't do it in time..

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17/11/2018

As it seems, I don't have any IRL pictures of myself so I get hit and become my ESB profile picture IRL.

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17/11/2018

The Cereal Guy stared at use akwardly while eating cereal and says “Why did you change your profile icons to your faces?”

Cerealguy

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17/11/2018

I reply "Because anyone hit by the raygun becomes whoever is displayed on their profile picture. You'd better do the same."

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17/11/2018

Sandy has heartbreaking news for Spongebob, "one time I had a boo boo and you NEVER kissed it..."

Spongebob falls to his knees and yells at the sky, "NOOOOOOOO WHHHYYYYYY!" he pleads to the heavens for answers.

"Well that's okay, you can kiss it now I suppose" so Spongebob kisses the throbbing boo boo on her head and it smiles back at him.

"Thanks, now I'm ready for KARATE!" she says and punches him into a fruit stand.

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17/11/2018

Spongebob is buried under all the fruit until the Watterson Monster Truck hits the fruit stand and knocks Spongebob into the air and Sandy catches him.

"Now wait a sec," Sandy says, "am I supposed to be you cause I reckon Spongebob could be your husband but even he aint that dumb"

Nicole says, "try not to think about it too much sweetie" and hands them both a ticket for a free soda.

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17/11/2018

Then they all receive the news on their phones about Richard's neighbour with the raygun and check to make sure their profile pictures are of themselves.

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17/11/2018

Then an alien comes and says to Richard that he'll be annihilated in ten seconds if he doesn't stop everything he's doing.

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17/11/2018

Richard blasts the alien to smithereens by using Trollerz' mustache.

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17/11/2018

Denzel Crocker

Then, CheeseCrocker discovers some shocking news about his family: fairy hunter Denzel Crocker is CheeseCrocker's dark family secret-ish cousin.

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17/11/2018

I see the blasted-to-smithereens alien and scream: 'NOOOO!!! why did he have to DIEEEE? Boohoohoo!' and Crocker thinks I'm crying about him.

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17/11/2018

And he is also related to Mr. Steelnerves.

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17/11/2018

PineappleCrocker tries to get a BSoda from a BSODA Machine, but he gets sucked into it.

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17/11/2018

SpongeBob and Sandy then because of Paris, only watch romances on the TV.

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17/11/2018

But then, French Knuckles snaps them out of Paris!

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17/11/2018

And Mark Sabine is in their kitchen making marmalade on toast.

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17/11/2018

But then Mark Sabine discovers that SpongeBob and Sandy are gone.

Meanwhile, PineappleCrocker ends up in the BSoda dimension.

The BSoda dimension is all BSoda-like. There's a BSoda ocean, BSoda trees, and other BSoda-like stuff.

Now PineappleCrocker needs to figure out a way to escape from the BSoda dimension and get back home.

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17/11/2018

But due to the exposure of all that BSoda, he becomes a crocodile, rendering him as simply "PineappleCroc".

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17/11/2018

We all look for SpongeBob and Sandy, we then find them at Make-Out-Reef. “How many times have I told you that SpongeBob and Sandy come here on the first Thursday of the Month?” Says Harold to Debbie Rechid

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17/11/2018

Debbie says, "once just now, thanks for that excellent information Harold" and bats her eyes at Harold.

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17/11/2018

We all look at the two and say “Aaaaw....” but SpongeBob and Sandy think we are “Awing” at them

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17/11/2018

I just look away, because relationships like this just freak me out.

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17/11/2018

Meanwhile, back at the BSoda dimension, I show up there too because of an accident while drinking from a BSoda can. I turn into CapCape, a simple cap of a BSoda bottle.

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17/11/2018

Meanwhile at Makeout Reef, we are left in complete awkward silence, until...

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17/11/2018

The Land of Perpetual Excitement invades the world! Wakey Wakey sleepy doo!

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17/11/2018

Then I tell everyone that BSoda is actually called BSODA and the BSoda dimension is actually called the BSODA dimension.

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17/11/2018

Then a strange group called O.F.R.O.L.Y.S.D.O.G.S turns up.

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17/11/2018

Then the grey squirrels are mass murdered.

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17/11/2018

Sandy stands up and says "Don't you dare mess with my own kind!"

She looks as if she's about to rip them in half one-by-one.

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17/11/2018

Sandy is suddenly teleported to TEXAS

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17/11/2018

And OFROLYSDOGS are teleported there too.

Sandy yells "That's it, you're going to get it now!"

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17/11/2018

Sandy suddenly turns into a peanut.

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17/11/2018

As it seems, that was one of her profile pictures...

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17/11/2018

The OFROLYSDOGS are dead because they're afraid of peanuts, so they ran off a cliff.

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17/11/2018

"Sandy are you okay?" Coconut Spongebob asks "Sure, for a peanut I guess," Sandy says.

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17/11/2018

The Ice King is trying to marry Princess Bubblegum.

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17/11/2018

Meanwhile in Bavaria -- I mean in Smellysocktopia, there is a major controversy going on due to the amount of strange incidents happening to people involved with BSODA.

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17/11/2018

Anyone in BOSDA glitches a lot, which annoying people in Smellysocktopia.

Meanwhile, Sandy is in depression because she wants to be reunited with SpongeBob and her friends

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17/11/2018

She finds a device in the middle of nowhere. She activates it, and...

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17/11/2018

They're all reunited! At movierocktopia

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17/11/2018

"Wait a sec, do they have movies AND rock here???" Spongebob asks.

"YYYEEESSSS dildildidlidldilddildd pow" a flying guitarist answers him and zooms away really fast.

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17/11/2018

Sandy gets so happy to be reunited with SpongeBob that she just grabs SpongeBob and hugs him and start crying with joy

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17/11/2018

One issue with Movierocktopia, however, is that your phone always has to be on silent. Which is just as well as my ringtone is this and that would be rather bizarre.

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17/11/2018

Rocko keeps checking everyone's icons and making sure they have the right icon. Spongebob turns into a cat again and hugs Sandy back.

Catsponge

meow...

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17/11/2018

I say "Right everyone, we need to be careful, because if any of you get hit by that raygun and you have any profile pictures that aren't you, well, you've already seen what can happen." *points to self*

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17/11/2018

While that's going on, Rocko enters a chess boxing competition. His first opponent is Asian Flanders, who is quite strong.

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17/11/2018

I am very worried at first because I am awful at games like boxing, but luckily it turns out to simply be a chess match, only you imitate the chesspieces having a boxing match when you take them out.

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17/11/2018

Richard Watterson is in the front row heckling Rocko. "Weak jab Rocko! You castled too early!"

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17/11/2018

I get all confused by this and decide to pass the time by building a concert stage. Yakko offers to be the first guy to use it

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17/11/2018

But The Mustache Meddler happens to use it before Yakko

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17/11/2018

But then Squidward asks to be the first guy to use it and Yakko says "no." So Squidward asks to be the second guy to use it and Yakko says "okay but my act is a never ending concert that lasts forever."

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17/11/2018

Yakko says “uh, could I use it after you? I need to sing my updated version of my nations of the world song to include Twinmolia and other new countries”

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17/11/2018

I am after Richard with a shovel after those insults during the chess match, so while Richard is singing he is also keeping a lookout. (Wow, those cartoon theorists were right, I really am a psychopath!)

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17/11/2018

a bunch of springs spring their way into the concert.

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17/11/2018

Now Squidward is the opening act and it is his lifelong dream, but he doesn't know what to do without any evil plan. So he rubs his hands together sinisterly trying to think of one for a while but gives up. "You know I should probably just learn how to play this thing better, c'mon Squidward you can do it!" he says weirdly out of character.

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17/11/2018

The mustache Meddler puts mustaches on them. Yakko asks “is it my turn now?”

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17/11/2018

The Mustache Meddler hisses "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

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17/11/2018

Squidward is waiting backstage. He looks over and I am standing next to him holding my shovel. "What's your act then?" he says in his usual monotone manner.

"Oh, I'm just here to murder Richard," I say, in a matter-of-fact way. Squidward does not react and simply goes over to get some props.

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17/11/2018

The Mustache Meddler finishes his song, and walks off the stage. Yakko goes on and sings his nations of the world song, with Squidward bringing 3D Models of all the country.

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17/11/2018

According to Squidward "Finally, someone appreciates my art!" meanwhile Richard is frantically running up and down the stage for no reason.

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17/11/2018

Yakko continues to sing anyways. He is currently on Botswana

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17/11/2018

Meanwhile, Richard is using an airline engine to fly around the room with. (I don't know either)

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17/11/2018

He attempts to use the Internet Identity Ray on the concert but shoots himself insteads, because he has no profile pictures, he vanishes!

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17/11/2018

Everyone is silent for a few seconds.

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17/11/2018

We all cheer!

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18/11/2018

The Internet Identity Ray is sitting right there on the stage, when Richard's Neighbour runs past and takes it, then runs off before anyone has a chance to do anything!

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18/11/2018

He then decides to display it in his museum he plans on building in Twomalia.

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18/11/2018

What no-one realises is that Richard's Neighbour, now that he has the Internet Identity Ray back, is working on something else...

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18/11/2018

Which is destroyer meant to destroy restaurants!

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18/11/2018

It destroys all of the Subways.

Meanwhile, Dokuro-Chan and Inanimate Insanity Cheesy get married.

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18/11/2018

Then part of Smellysocktopia crosses into the Tidal Zone!

After remembering what happened last time, I panic and go to run off before anything can happen.

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18/11/2018

You then realize you're about to hit a door, but a bird flies into you; pushing you away from the door.

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18/11/2018

I run faster than I have ever ran before. No way am I dealing with the Tidal Zone again!

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18/11/2018

While RockoRama runs away from the door, The Intertidal Zone chases after him the way he’s going!

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18/11/2018

I begin hyperventilating, still running as fast as I physically can.

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18/11/2018

Which doesn’t help at all

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18/11/2018

I manage to get into the Krusty Krab in time. I quickly state "Can I get a Krabby Patty real quick?" But as it seems, the Tidal Zone has already reached the Krusty Krab and Squidward isn't the one at the cash register...

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18/11/2018

The one at the cash register is Soap! The evil villain!

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18/11/2018

I say "Oh no, I am not getting involved in this!" and run off down the street.

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18/11/2018

But then she teleports in front of RockoRama, making him bump into her.

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18/11/2018

I yell "Get your hands off me, you filthy disgusting little --" then I remembered there were kids around so I just got up and ran off in the other direction .

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18/11/2018

But then she kept chasing after RockoRama. RockoRama bumped into Baseball stunning RockoRama, Soap had brought her grater, and Microphone put RockoRama on it and started shredding him.

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18/11/2018

I yell "Wait a minute! What on earth do you even want from me?! I'm just a normal person, leave me alone and steal someone else's soul!"

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18/11/2018

They completely shred off RockoRama’s legs.

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18/11/2018

I yell "Stop! What you're doing is absurd! I'm a cartoon character, they'll just come back in the next scene! Why are you doing this to me?"

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18/11/2018

Baseball says, “This guy is annoying! Let’s shred off his mouth!”.

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18/11/2018

But before he can do that, in comes Michael Rosen, who uses a wallbar to knock them all out. "Come quick, they'll wake up soon."

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18/11/2018

Michael Rosen takes RockoRama to Dokuro-Chan and Cheesy’s wedding.

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18/11/2018

I say "I'm not a wedding person myself, but at least I'll be okay.

Who were those idiots?"

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18/11/2018

RockoRama wrote: I say "I'm not a wedding person myself, but at least I'll be okay.

Who were those idiots?"

Cheesy was someone killed by Soap, Microphone, and Baseball. Dokuro-Chan brought him back to life and they quickly became friends and got married.

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18/11/2018

I am rather shocked. "So they've done that to other people as well? And they've died?! We need to knock sense into them, for everyone's sake."

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18/11/2018

So me, RockoRama, and Michael Rosen go to the police station to report these criminal sc*ms.

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18/11/2018

We describe the three of them. "...and they go round with a grater and kill people with it! I'm usually against capital punishment, but we need to form a search party and get them in death row!"

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18/11/2018

So we all form a search party. And the Bendable Green M&M joins in as well.

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18/11/2018

Zachary Z. Zywiec joins us, and he gets the creative idea to go into the Krusty Krab during Tidal Zone and encourage the illusions to help us look. It actually works, somehow.

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18/11/2018

And a kid named Chicken Noodles helps.

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18/11/2018

But the tidal zone disappears and everyone disappears, Sandy then comes and orders a Krabby Patty when spongebob gives it to her, he gets down on one of his knees and asks Sandy...

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18/11/2018

SpongeBob: "Do you like waffles!?"

Sandy: "Yeah I like waffles!"

SpongeBob: "Do you like pancakes!?"

Sandy: "Yeah I like pancakes!"

SpongeBob: "Do you like french toast!?"

Sandy: "Yeah I like french toast!"

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18/11/2018

She says "no I prefer sesame seed buns, you oughta no their ain't no crusts on a Krabby Patty Spongebob"

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18/11/2018

Spongebob starts hearing voices in his head...SPONGEBOB...ASK SANDY...so he tries to think of more questions to ask her. "Um did you want any sides with that?" he asks after getting down on one knee again. "Sure I'll get onion rings!" she says.

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18/11/2018

I get uncomfortable and say “Uh, is this leading up to something?”

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18/11/2018

Spongebob mood I hate crusts!... right?

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18/11/2018

Then Spongebob is like, "um yes" as one of the onion rings falls onto Sandy's finger. "I better eat that or folks 'll think I'm married!" she laughs. Spongebob laughs, "HAHAHAHAHAHHAA that's funny!" He says. But then the voices in his head get really loud so he says, "Sandy wanna marry me? I like you!" and then he gets nervous again.

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18/11/2018

Then the evil voices in his head are like "HAHAHAHA! Spongebob did that!"

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18/11/2018

But then he doesn't listen to them.

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18/11/2018

Sandy gets so excited than she says yes in such a high pitched voice, that any higher would shatter any glass in 100 miles. SpongeBob says “Who wants to be our Groomsmen and Bridesmaids?”

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18/11/2018

Choco saying “h” stuns everybody.

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18/11/2018

Then everyone starts clapping when suddenly... Loads of search party members run in. "We've found where Soap is hiding!" they yell.

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18/11/2018

We all head over there, except for SpongeBob and Sandy, who are going to Smellysocktopia Rings to go buy engagement rings.

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18/11/2018

We find them hiding in a dark alley. It almost looks like they're cowering in fear, but then again I guess they've never had hundreds of people team up against them.

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18/11/2018

Then I say: "Oh no, SpongeBob and Sandy are taking this romance thing too far..."

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18/11/2018

Meanwhile, Soap stands up, not scared in the slightest.

When suddenly, the Tidal Zone takes place and the illusions turn up! It seems that Zachary's idea worked after all!

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18/11/2018

Mr. Krabs says “Ah, don’t worry about it. They’ll be fine. They’ll come to their senses soon.”

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SpongeBob and Sandy got married. But only 20 people showed up. They merged their houses together. Mr. Krabs says “Ugh, I was wrong, seems like the affects of Paris are still on them.”

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18/11/2018

Can You Spare a Dime? 59

SpongeBob and Sandy have their first child. It's a boy. They name him Wally.

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18/11/2018

It looks something like this

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a sponge? Soemthing like this.

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18/11/2018

Wally is so cool that he redefines the entire concept of cool, but doesn't take credit for it.

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18/11/2018

Meanwhile, a completely ordinary Windows Vista computer blue screens

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18/11/2018

Spongebob says "Hi Windows Vista! Wanna be friends?" The screen says "Okay but be cool about it."

Spongebob says "Hey computer? How come they can put a man on the moon but they can't keep my pants square in the rain? It's an outrage!"

The screen says "That's not cool. Here try this" and throws a saxaphone at Spongebob.

Spongebob says "and another thing...*catches the saxaphone* doodoodooleleleledododoeleldooodododolele bop bop bah" he continues.

The screen says "That's cool Spongebob" and Spongebob has fun with his new computer friend.

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18/11/2018

Meanwhile, the search party (looking for Soap and co.) all run past their house screaming like warriors. "I wonder what was in their drink..." SpongeBob says to himself before going back to the computer.

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18/11/2018

Also meanwhile, Plankton is trying to stage a fake moon landing when Sandy walks by. "Wouldn't it be easier to just go to the dang moon Plankton? I was there yesterday."

"She's right, Sheldon," Karen adds.

"You fools," Plankton says back, "this is all part of my plan to finally to steal the-"

"Secret Krabby Patty formula we know. I swear you outta just round up some steer meat and throw it on the grill, but you do you little guy." Sandy goes back to listening to her mix tape.

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18/11/2018

Then the search party runs past again, yelling like maniacs.

"I wonder what's eating them lot?" she says to herself, before putting on her mixtape again (which is probably Hilo Rag.)

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18/11/2018

The ghost of the original Plankton returns to ask why all his descendants are married to computers named Karen.

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18/11/2018

Plankton the (lost count) says "Oh, it's a little family tradition. And no, I haven't gotten the secret formula either."

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18/11/2018

Spongebob and Sandy are playing a video game called Mortal Koolbat and they are at the select character screen.

Spongebob picks Bart Simpson. "I'm cool, eat my shorts." Bart says. "Hey you have a rectangle head like me! HAHAHAHHAHA!" Spongebob replies.

Sandy picks Lisa Simpson. "Hi, I'm cool AND uncool." she says. "Hi Lisa! Let's beat Spongebob!"

So Bart fights with his skateboard and Lisa fights with her saxaphone. It is a very close match and they are both near death so they decide to call it a draw and hug.

"A draw?!?!?" Sandy and Spongebob are outraged so they go back to working on other stuff.

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18/11/2018

But first they decide to play single player mode. They get to the last level where their powers are neutralized! Bart has to give an inspiring speech at the UN, and Lisa has to heckle a comedian at a comedy club.

Bart starts off, "Nuclear proliferation is lame man" but the ambassadors are unconvinced.

Then Lisa is like, "Your humor is crass and outdated!" but then the comedian is like "hahaha non conformity is lame man" and the audience claps in approval.

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18/11/2018

But then it's hard so they decide to finish later.

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18/11/2018

The game says, "if you don't finish the game, you become uncool FOR REAL..."

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18/11/2018

So they decide they better finish it.

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18/11/2018

They realize in order to win they can simply Flanderize their opponents because Flanders's are never ever cool. The UN ambassadors all turn into Rod and Todd.

Bart says, "and so God said unto those who did not sign the nuclear non-proliferation treaty YOU HAVE DISPLEASED ME GREATLY! And will go to be WITHOUT ANY COOKIES!" The ambassadors get really scared and all sign the treaty.

The comdeian turns into Ned and Lisa says, "hahaha even I can heckle Ned Flanders. He's a loser who says diddley instead of expressing his feelings!" Ned gets nervous and tugs at his collar, "Hey that's rude, it's getting diddley hot in here..." and then Maude drags him off the stage.

Then there's a really epic end credits montage that you had to be there for.

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18/11/2018

Squidward is on his way to work at the Krusty Krab. "Playing some stupid game are we?" they look around. "Yeah, feel free to join in if you want." Squidward laughs in their face. "I'm not going to play your stupid game." He walks into the Krusty Krab, but the Tidal Zone is in there (once again) and he screams and runs back to them. "Okay, fine! I'll play your stupid game with you!"

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18/11/2018

He has to play Chutes and Ladders against himself.

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18/11/2018

He is reluctant at first, but after he remembers all the havoc going on in the Krusty Krab he happily joins in. However, as he goes on, he ends up talking to himself during the game and begins to imagine lots of himself playing a rather competitive game, leaving SpongeBob and Sandy understandably confused.

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18/11/2018

They invite him to play Mortal Koolbat instead.

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18/11/2018

Against Mr Krabs

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18/11/2018

It is then Squidward stops focusing and realises the other Squidwards were his own imagination. He wonders "I wonder what that was about?" before joining in. They ask why Mr. Krabs isn't at work and he says "Well, I'm not going in there."

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18/11/2018

I enter the SpongeBob-Sandy house and say: 'Hi guys! Can I play with you? I wanted to eat at the Krusty Krab but I won't since the disco chicken incident by the Tidal Zone.'

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18/11/2018

Mr. Krabs already lost because he played as Mr. Burns who isn't cool (the secret of the game is to pick a character who is cool). So Squidward has to play Patrick now and they pick Krusty the Klown and Maggie. It's a real barn burner...

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18/11/2018

But the Tidal Zone crosses into the house and SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Mr. Krabs and CaptainCape all end up inside the game alongside their characters somehow.

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18/11/2018

The Tidal Zone is then invaded by mustaches!

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18/11/2018

I find the console (I was in their house stealing from the fridge because I thought no-one was home) and I see them on the screen and say "I didn't know they made SpongeBob games on the NES!" *rimshot*

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18/11/2018

However, the mustaches clobber you, as you are permanently in The Tidal Zone.

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18/11/2018

I then show the mustaches this photo and say “R.I.P Sandy’s tail.”

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18/11/2018

I say "Hang on. There's something off about this game..."

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18/11/2018

Sandy, wearing her old astronaut suit because her one with the tail hole sprung a leak, Plays a rim shot

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Sandy’s old astronaut suit

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18/11/2018

Spongebob feels bad for Sandy being in the Tidal Zone so he gives her some VR Sunglasses.

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yeehaw these are cool

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18/11/2018

Error Message (1)

Error Message (2)

Just then, an error message appears. It had something to do about the Tidal Zone. There was no option available, except for the on on the right. When I clicked on it, another error message appears. It said that the book will now delete everything from the hard drive. When that happens, everything starts to glitch.

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It's been 2000 years since we have been stuck in the glitch. After that, a big event called the Big Splash formed the seas and then we go back to the same time, same place. Except that SpongeBob and Sandy have never gone to Paris, never married, and never had kids. The affects of Paris have worn off from them. Also The Tidal Zone malfunctioned.

Meanwhile, Wally, SpongeBob and Sandy's son, has been adopted by Michael Rosen.

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18/11/2018

I say “Okay! A clean-ish slate!” But then the Change Police bust in! I say “What the heck are you guys doing here?!”

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18/11/2018

Then I ask what is the Change Police.

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18/11/2018

then my h stuns everybody again

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18/11/2018

The change police change Saturday so it's called Saturnday, so on that day, Saturn will get close to Earth.

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18/11/2018

I have no idea what happened so I go off to hide in the Krusty Krab's cupboard. (it's a long story)

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18/11/2018

When I get un-stunned, I say: 'What happened? I still remember it was something with a ray gun... and throwing shovels... and... THE RAZORFOOGLE!' Since the Razorfoogle vanished after SpongeBob and Sandy went to Paris, it's still alive!

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18/11/2018

As I mentioned a couple of posts ago, I am on my way to the Krusty Krab, when the Razorfoogle emerges from the manhole.

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18/11/2018

The Razorfoogle is devilish, but Mr. Griirg will save RockoRama if he gives him a green bean.

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GIVE MR. GRIIRG GREEN BEAN

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18/11/2018

I hold out a few (don't ask me why I have them) and say "I've already had my vitamins today. Want them?"

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18/11/2018

He takes them, and slays the Razorfoogle.

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18/11/2018

I give him my thanks and am about to go into the Krusty Krab when I suddenly have an idea. I call up everyone I know and say "Quick, get as many people as you can and meet behind the Krusty Krab! Take weapons!"

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18/11/2018

I grab a lava balloon.

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18/11/2018

Once everyone is there, I say "As you all know, time has reset and we are now at the beginning of the day. Now we know everything that will happen over the course of the day, including the fact that the evil dictator Soap will be behind the Krusty Krab counter in a few minutes, ready to shred whoever goes up to the counter. When she arrives, we all go into the Krusty Krab from both entrances and get the jump on her!"

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18/11/2018

She then arrives!

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18/11/2018

I say "Alright then, everyone on this side, go in from the front, the rest of you, use the backdoor and I'll join you!"

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18/11/2018

I go in, and shoot Soap with my nukezooka.

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18/11/2018

She is knocked down for a few seconds and as she gets up I am quick to blast her in the face with an assault rifle. By now everyone's in the Krusty Krab with their weapons.

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18/11/2018

Mr. Game and Watch gathers oil in his bucket and spills it on soap to try to defeat her!

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18/11/2018

She slips over, giving everyone their chance to attack.

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18/11/2018

Mr. Game and Watch lights his torch and holds it near soap, causing her to melt!

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18/11/2018

Someone on the other side of the order window begins to fire their machine gun rapidly.

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18/11/2018

Mr. Griirg gets some water to dump on Microphone, which will make her blow up for being electric.

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DIE MICROPHONE!

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19/11/2018

This also makes Soap's insides (also soap) dissolve and bubble everywhere.

Mr. Griirg knows what he's doing.

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19/11/2018

Baseball is allergic to bubbles.

Somebody give Mr. Griirg an award.

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19/11/2018

Mr. Griirg subsequently appears on the newspapers as a "legendary hero" - all the while the battle between us and Soap's team is still going on.

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19/11/2018

Soap patches up her melted part, and grates Cheesy. Since Dokuro-Chan married Cheesy, she gets mad and dents Soap to death with her Excalibolg

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OW! THAT HURT!

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DIE SOAP!

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19/11/2018

Soap gets hit right on the dispenser, causing soap to splatter everywhere.

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19/11/2018

Suddenly Cutie Honey appears to hide Soap from Dokuro

Soap's newfound ability: Bites the Dust caused Soap to not grate Cheesy, because time was rewinded 20 minutes.

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Cutie Honey doesn't know if this (poorly-ish) censored image is safe on this wiki.

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19/11/2018

Mr. Griirg pours more water on them before stepping back, allowing us to open fire.

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19/11/2018

Suddenly the newest episode of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure premiered, and everyone HAD to watch it.

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19/11/2018

But not me and RockoRama. We stayed and battled Soap’s team.

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19/11/2018

I pick up a spatula from the work surface and smash Microphone to pieces. "This is for all the times you tried to kill Cheesy!" I yell.

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19/11/2018

“How will we kill Baseball! He’s too tough!” I say.

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19/11/2018

"There's only one thing for it: we need to hit him out of the park!"

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19/11/2018

So they do that.

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19/11/2018

Then, which makes baseball spontaneously combust. Destroying Sandy’s treedome!

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19/11/2018

So Sandy drowns.

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19/11/2018

"We can sort that out later," I say. "Are any of them still alive?"

Soap quietly mutters "Rocko... there's something I've been meaning to tell you...

You have a girl's name."

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19/11/2018

Spongebob gives Sandy CPR so she doesn't drown. They go somewhere else.

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19/11/2018

Put SpongeBob breathes water, so more water goes into Sandy’s Windpipe.

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19/11/2018

They go to the hospital to get better medical attention for Sandy.

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19/11/2018

Spongebob falls into a sympathy coma and they are both in serious condition.

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19/11/2018

It's called "Moososoedowsiaouedksm"

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19/11/2018

Moososoedowsiaouedksm is deleted with the DelVar command found in the hospital's only TI-84 Plus CE. Spongebob and Sandy are cured.

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19/11/2018

But then an undeletable disease called "Sopar" was on them too, so when they go to Bikini Bottom, they affect everyone there.

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19/11/2018

The good news, is that it can’t kill you

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19/11/2018

The bad news is that TI-84 Plus CEs have a 15% chance of getting corrupted by the disease.

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19/11/2018

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So Bibendum creates new medicine.

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19/11/2018

But it looks nothing like a TI-84 Plus CE, you doltz.

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19/11/2018

While the medicine is being worked on, an emergency news broadcast comes on the TV. And the headline reads...

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19/11/2018

"DONUT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE UNLESS YOU'RE GIVING ME DONUTS!!!!!"

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19/11/2018

Someone calls the station and tell them “Pun City!”

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19/11/2018

I wonder who wants donuts, and think about Homer Simpson.

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19/11/2018

But Homer Simpson is busy at the Kwik e Mart, because Apu was removed from The Simpsons.

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19/11/2018

I say that this part is going by very fast.

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19/11/2018

Then Homer's doughnuts disappear for no reason, leading Homer to run around Smellysocktopia screaming.

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19/11/2018

But then he finds some Gingerbread.

(p.s I call dibs on making Part 6.)

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19/11/2018

He finds a gingerbread man but he turns out to be sentient and he says "Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, y-you can probably guess the rest." He then leaps off the counter and runs off. "D'oh!"

Then Rog comes back and starts talking about the computer virus he got.

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19/11/2018

And Homer likes eating Computer viruses.

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19/11/2018

Rog is surprised at this, but impressed at the same time. "How's about ya come round mine? We 'ave plenty of that stuff where I'm from."

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19/11/2018

Homer plays the sitar to awaken Ginesh. "I AM GINESH!" he says.

"Hi, can you run the Kwik E Mart please?"

"That seems kind of demeaning, is it because I'm Indian?"

"No, of course not. Well technically yes. But I suppose I could give you any job in Springfield if you want."

"Hmm, can I have the Sea Captain's job?"

"Sure" Homer snaps his fingers and the Sea Captain is working at the Kwik E Mart.

"Yarrrr I'll be fixen a keel hull for ye shoplifters aye"

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19/11/2018

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Then Richard comes back to give us big hairy mustaches, and he's got his Refund-Gun and other thingies.

Richard: Do you want my facial hair?

Views06: No, we won't like it.

Richard: [grunts] Alright, you asked for it.

Richard holds his Refund-Gun and send us back to Ripley 2000. Then we get greeted by a nice cashier named Larry Needlemeyer.

Larry: Welcome to Ripley 2000. How may I help you?

Tomodachidude45678: Listen. There's a guy named Richard who is giving everyone big hairy mustaches. And he calls himself the Mustache Meddler.

Larry: Oh, that's no problem at all--

SirBenelux: And he's using a Refund-Gun to send people back to the store with the item they're holding and get a refund.

Larry: Wait, what?

RockoRama: What he said is the user that was shot back to the store by it got a refund for the item it had.

SirBenelux: Yeah, we got shot back to the store by it too! We tried to get a refund for ourselves, but we took control of our urges.

Larry: This is scrutiny! I demand that he stops making people give refunds!

So Larry teams up with us to defeat Richard.

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19/11/2018

We all grab weapons and start a search for him.

"You'll have to change your online profile picture to your own face," one of us says.

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19/11/2018

But I change mine to Rocko's face because I'm cool like that.

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19/11/2018

Skyballs2233 wrote:

But I change mine to Rocko's face because I'm cool like that.

I grab my nukezooka to kill Richard with.

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19/11/2018

But this man stops him to say..

Silly Billy

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19/11/2018

Meanwhile, I am on my phone while we're searching for Richard and I write this poem about a fish soldier who experiences trauma from Food War II. I'm about to publish it just to find that a poet called Simon Armitage has made a poem that's nearly word-for-word .

Food War II Poem

The poem I tried to write

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20/11/2018

The farmer aliens like it.

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20/11/2018

I feel rather accomplished after hearing this. Then, suddenly...

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20/11/2018

He realizes that we only have 47 posts left for this part!

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20/11/2018

I say "Right people, 46 posts until the end of this part. What do you say we make the most of it and stop Richard?"

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20/11/2018

Surupy Umbrella returns with a bottle of mustache obliterator.

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20/11/2018

Larry and Richard have to keep making pizzas until I change my avatar to something else. Whoever makes the most pizzas gets to throw the extra pizzas at the other guy.

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20/11/2018

I notice you are now Rocko.

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20/11/2018

It appears there are two wallabies in the gang. I put on my goggles and change my profile picture accordingly so people can tell the difference. And so we head toward the Watterson household with our weapons, knowing that Richard must be there.

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20/11/2018

Surupy Umbrella shows up in Richard's umbrella stand.

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20/11/2018

One can see that the light in one of the rooms is flashing in a strobe way.

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20/11/2018

It is Richard's room, as he has just left it.

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20/11/2018

I tell them to forget about the pizzas and arrange a viking funeral for Seff Salads.

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20/11/2018

So they do,

Meanwhile, Soap makes her team. It will become the plot of Part 6.

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20/11/2018

Link to Part 6: spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:716217

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20/11/2018

We are unaware of this as we are too busy tracking down Richard.

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20/11/2018

"Richard is not in the roof!" says an awfully familiar voice.

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20/11/2018

...and it’s Richard on the roof

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20/11/2018

Richard changes his name to The Dodo Creator, which will be the main focus of the next part.

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20/11/2018

Cereal Guy asks, "Where is my spoon? I can't eat cereal without my spoon-- Ahh, there it is."

Views06: Cereal Guy! Don't! That's a blowtorch!

Cereal Guy: A what? [gets hit by big falling rock]

Cereal Guy releases the blowtorch into the air, then it turns on and it sets Richard's big hairy mustache on fire.

Richard: [screams] My face is on fire! [screams] [gasps] My power! It's vanishing!

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Soap arrives with a permanent-death gun and shoots Richard.

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20/11/2018

CheeseCrocker wrote: Richard changes his name to The Dodo Creator, which will be the main focus of the next part.

I have already made the next part. https://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:716217

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20/11/2018

I shoot Soap's permanent-death gun because he forgot to follow the old western rules for competitive shooting. Now he has to repair the permanent-death gun in order to return it to working condition.

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Spongebob is carrying Sandy back to their cool house because she's tired and taking a nap. Spongebob gets kinda sleepy but wakes up as he finally catches a glimpse of the house in the horizon.

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20/11/2018

Meanwhile we all have weapons and we're all having some mad street fight.

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20/11/2018

But enough of that, Sandy and Spongebob invite Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs to have a sleepover because everyone's tired after the mad street fight.

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But a mustache appears.

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We realise that the only way to win against Richard and the moustaches across the NES World is to call Nobody , the since-deceased spirit of one who dedicated his life to counting. Here are the steps to summoning him:

1 - Go into a school at any time between 1 and 3 at night. Luckily it happens to be around that time in-story.

2 - Enter a classroom and switch off all the lights.

3 - Everyone doing the ritual must face the wall and cover their eyes, and count to 10 in unison. After that, he should appear.

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Richard is scared as hecc and joins the good guys...

...right?

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But then Cinnamon runs up to us yelling "HERE I COME, I AM CINNAMON!"

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I DID ALL THE STEPS TO SUMMON NOBODY! PREPARE TO TASTE DEFEAT, RICHARD!

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21/11/2018

Richard tastes defeat, and is defeated. Everyone loses their Richard mustaches.

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21/11/2018

The world falls back into peace.

Sandy and SpongeBob are now watching TV at their house

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21/11/2018

When the Orange M&M knocks on their door.

Part 6 is now here! https://spongebob.wikia.com/wiki/Thread:716217

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21/11/2018

He comes in and says "Look at this giraffe!" *holds up picture of giraffe.*

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21/11/2018

The giraffe likes eating Sponges.

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SpongeBob screams and runs off to hide in the basem*nt.

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Sandy tries to calm spongebob down

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"AHHH SANDY YOU GOTTA CALM ME DOWN!" Spongebob screams while running around in circles. He goes on to explain that he's afraid of giraffes because their height gives them a bird's eye view of potential prey.

"Shouldn't you be even more afraid of birds then?" Sandy asks.

"Nah, not unless they look like giraffes," Spongebob answers, then imagines a bird-giraffe hybrid. "AHHHH A BIRD-GIRAFFE HYBRID WOULD BE EVEN TALLER!"

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21/11/2018

I see SpongeBob, who freaks out even more because I'm pretty tall and have sharp teeth.

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21/11/2018

I'm also there for no reason, watching Tim (who is also there for no reason) who is reviewing his magic vase that endlessly pours out "water from the Nile."

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21/11/2018

Now spongebob is going mentally insane, clinging on to Sandy and anyone besides him and sandy that moves freaks him out because of the giraffes

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21/11/2018

"They're really tall and spotty!" Spongebob laments before crying onto Sandy.

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21/11/2018

Sandy, who now carries Spongebob where ever she goes because he is too scared to be alone, pats him and says “There, there SpongeBob...”

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Meanwhile, Tim gets out his magic vase and washes the giraffes out of the room with the stream of water, repeating "Water from the Nile" over and over as it happens.

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Tim runs to Sandy and tells spongebob, “the Giraffes are gone! You can stop this insane behavior now.”

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SpongeBob stops and says "Thank you so much Tim!"

Tim replies "Heh, don't thank me, thank the water. Water from the Nile that is."

"Agh, there's water all over my pelt," I say. "Also, I hate to adress the elephant in the room, but..." I point over to a literal elephant standing in the corner of the room.

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Then Pearl gets so hooked to her astronaut skirt that she refuses to take it off

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Mr. Krabs says "Come on Pearl, I'm sure if that one boy likes you he won't mind what skirt you wear."

Pearl replies "No, it's literally attached to me. I couldn't get it off if I wanted to."

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Mr. Krabs goes like

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Sandy steps forward and says "Pearl, when you got here in the first place, you didn't touch any inventions on the way in did you?"

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21/11/2018

Pearl says “uh, yeah.”

Sandy then goes like

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21/11/2018

Soap and her team appear and start grating people, so we all escape to Part 6 and I request this thread be closed.

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21/11/2018

Thread:716217

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Thread

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Closing

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In

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Posts

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...and done!

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